Fighting Fantasy BEST DEATHS

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Ruffnut
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Fighting Fantasy BEST DEATHS

Post by Ruffnut » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:38 am

I want people to share their best deaths that have happend in AFF, in an FF, or they have just come up with!
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Re: Fighting Fantasy BEST DEATHS

Post by Ruffnut » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:39 am

Drowning In Health Potion!!
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Re: Fighting Fantasy BEST DEATHS

Post by Lorian » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:47 am

Exploding babies! (Didn't Kill - Don't Ask)
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Re: Fighting Fantasy BEST DEATHS

Post by darksoul » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:21 am

Oh man. Ok, here we go.

This was during AFF 1st ed but it's still valid.

My players were going thru an adventure I called "Dark Castle".
One encounter involved them encountering a knight in black full plate on top of a very narrow bridge. Only 1 person at a time could fight the knight. During the battle the knight rolled a crit reducing the player's character to negative stamina( -1 I think. Dying but recoverable iirc). It being a narrow bridge meant that he fell from the bridge as well and took the extra damage. Player was not happy.

The 2nd event was kinda funny.
Player gets killed(Dropped to -2 hp). Instead of having him die right away I thought it would be dramatic for the PC to say something to the group as his final words. "It would make a nice moment and inspire the rest of the party" I thought.
Of course, in true gamer fashion the Character's last words were
"Give me food!" because he knew eating food restored Stamina.
We laughed pretty hard at that.

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Re: Fighting Fantasy BEST DEATHS

Post by Nuvole! » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:30 am

Killed by a companion that rolled a fumble (2) when attacking the enemy and, when rolled to hit the companion as consequence of the fumble, it was a critical (12) :roll:
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Re: Fighting Fantasy BEST DEATHS

Post by Nuvole! » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:47 am

She thought she was trapped in a dream and suicide was the only way to wake up.
Bad guess. :roll:
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Re: Fighting Fantasy BEST DEATHS

Post by Ruffnut » Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:46 pm

Nuvole! wrote:
Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:47 am
She thought she was trapped in a dream and suicide was the only way to wake up.
Bad guess. :roll:
Oh dear Lord xD
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Re: Fighting Fantasy BEST DEATHS

Post by Nuvole! » Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:35 am

The Riddling Reaver can really drive you nuts ;P
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